Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Slaughterama Slaughters Drama

I just wanted something that rhymed with "rama".  But as far as I've seen, there is no drama at Slaughterama events (unless you count rushing to give someone medical aid).

I know I’m losing touch with the my gritty side (as far as this blog goes) so I wanted to give a shout out to the Slaughterama people this year.  I’d hoped to make it out to the main event, but adult scheduling is a bitch.  Even the preparty was tough to make because, 1) I had to leave this:
And 2) I was in the middle of packing for a big move:
(pain in my ass...)
But anyway, so I only made it to the preparty, but had a blast.  Especially down in the basement.  This is a “You gotta know someone” event in order to get the times and locations (bc hey, it’s  basically a huge friend network and everyone’s just hanging out doing the dumb s*** they’d normally be doing separate, together) but if you’re interested in bikes, beer, babes, blood and ….butts? Lol, no, but jousting, and BMX chicken, etc. then I encourage you to try to find and go to this event next year.  F’reals.


For now, here are some pics from the Slaughterama preparty that took place on April 3rd this year. F***in right.

XL102's Big Field Day 2015

On May 2nd 2015, XL102 (Richmond's now only local rock station) helped deliver a much needed shot of good music in the spring air to the people of Richmond.  Held at Richmond International Raceway, the "festival" boasted headliners Incubus, Passion Pit, Robert DeLong and Dirty Heads, as well as local favorites like J. Roddy Walston and The Business.
The weather was perfect, there was some effort put into the layout and some "sculptures" I guess, there was the run-of-the-mill fair food (cheesesteaks, pizza, all fried everything), BEER, a kid's play area and a surprisingly ample amount of porta-potties.  I actually have nothing bad to say about this experience.
I'd seen Incubus and Passion Pit perform live before (twice for Incubus, four times for Passion Pit) so I was content to lay low for those performances.  Meaning, I was content to either be in the back of the crowd, or leave my group when I got super drunk and swept up in the moment for "Dig" (YEP and it was amazing!).
 (Got more videos than pics of Passion Pit - see bottom of post)
My friends and I also really liked that after we got food, there was an abundance of areas to sit in the grass to eat and still see the stage.  ...And it was nice to be able to sit and drink, let's be real.  Then we could hop up and run over to the stage for (the one song I knew by) Robert DeLong, and I could jump around like an idiot for Dirty Heads' "Sound of Change" (man I luv that song).
Anyway, it was a great day.  We took Uber there and back so we were drinking responsibly (no joke kids!)
 (The back seat was cozy and excited to get tipsy safely!)
And my only regret is that we took our time getting there because we thought it wasn't going to be as fun as it was.  I haven't heard any news about a line-up or even a plan to do it again next year, but I hope they do. I hope it comes back bigger and better (or hell, it could stay the same and I'd be content) and I get to make up for lost time this year!  Please, XL102! Pleeeeaaaaase!
For a recap of last year's Big Field Day, click here!  And for next year's Big Field Day plans, keep your eyes peeled and bug XL102 about how badly they need to get on it!  RVA needs and deserves good rock bands!
WARNING:  I am TERRIBLE at taking videos at concerts.  What can I say, I'm there and loving the moment and not thinking about, "Hey, will this be reproduced well later?"  So here's what I could manage :) Don't judge me.  Don't hate! Appreciate!
Robert DeLong - "My Sweet Summer"

Passion Pit - "Little Secrets"

Passion Pit - "Take a Walk"

Incubus - "Dig"

Incubus - "Pardon Me"

Monday, October 12, 2015

Busch Gardens Howl O’ Scream 2015

So this past weekend, Saturday October 10, 2015, I managed to finally make it to Busch Gardens Williamsburg for their annual Howl O' Scream fun, scary, Halloween time fun.  But my Busch Gardens experience was all over the place this year.

For one, I hadn’t been all summer, which is strange and disturbing.  Usually my friends and I go in April to get a Fun Card early so we can go back for free all summer.  But we’re just so damn adult-like now, we couldn’t find the time all summer to go. Sad.

Secondly, this was my first time going without a good friend of mine in probably 10 years.  She was my partner in crime and an excellent one at that, always having a season pass to get us free parking and discounts on food and drink, as well as just being on my level when it comes to love of rides and everything that is Busch Gardens.  Unfortunately, she had a trip to Florida this weekend and it was the only time I could go. L  But I knew I had to get there for Howl O’ Scream at least, and there was a worthy replacement ready to go. J

The trip got off to a rocky start with my new partner in crime and I getting on the road later than expected.  But this was a day of “WE DO WHAT WE WANT, WHEN WE WANT, AND HOW WE WANT TO” (because we also felt obligated to get back home in time for DJ Grandmaster Flash at the Richmond Folk Festival and/or a friend’s birthday party, but we had to let the idea of those go in order to get the most of our trip).

It was also kind of rainy and sitting right at 63 degrees, but it might as well have been 50 as far as I was concerned.  It was chilly (because it was cloudy).  We also borrowed a friend’s season pass to get free parking and there ended up being a complication that held us and the rest of the line up, but we still got free preferred (i.e. much closer) parking.  The main parking lots were already full and traffic was being directed down the road and across the street where visitors would have to take a tram back to the entrance of the park.  The preferred parking lot still had some spots, but we were in the last row.

So off the bat, we’re later than we want to be, the weather is crappy, it’s ridiculously crowded despite it not being an ideal day and Halloween is still three weeks out, and THEN we realize that we only have cash and the ticket kiosks, which never have lines, only take credit cards.  So we realize we also now have to wait in the long-ass single file line for the tickets windows.  But this is where the day starts to turn, and I seriously feel like (simply put) some force was looking out for us a little…

No sooner had we gotten in line than a guy walks up to us basically (but is addressing the whole line) and asks, “Does anyone want tickets for $40?”  At first we were skeptical, of course.  But then the guy and his friend/coworker/companion explained that they were with a youth group and they had pre-purchased tickets online, but then three people were no-shows and they didn’t want to have the tickets/money go to waste.  The “catch” was the tickets had names on them, but they said they would walk down with us to make sure we got in with no problem.   Sounded good to us, and other people were starting to say they’d take the tickets, so my friend and I spoke up and got two out of the three.  And yep, they found a third person for the last ticket, we all walked down together, I was the only one with a  bag and got through bag check in a minute, and then we all got through the entrance quickly with no problems whatsoever.  So right off the bat, we just saved $80, no big deal.  This stuff NEVER happens to me, so maybe this was my friend’s good karma.  But I couldn’t believe it and it changed the whole mood of where that day had felt like it was good.
We knew the lines were going to be long, so we just accepted that early on and were content to just pick and choose which hour+ long line we felt like standing in.  But we started at Loch Ness Monster,  as is tradition, and it really wasn’t that bad.  It looked ridiculous for what the line usually is, but we were probably only in line for half an hour.  And the guy in front of us in line was just there with his young son and was very interested in talking to us.  Just randomly opened up a conversation by telling us Loch Ness was the rollercoaster where a water moccasin fell out of tree over the track and onto a rider and bit them.  It turned into a whole entertaining conversation, and by the end my friend and I were pretty convinced this guy was getting water moccasins confused with pythons.  But anyway…

It rained a little while we were waiting in line for Loch Ness, and while we were on the coaster, but then after that, the sun started to come out and basically stayed out except for a few more patches of clouds.  That actually made for our biggest annoyance of the day (and I use the word “annoyance” loosely, because we were really un-annoyable this day).  A few years ago, certain rollercoasters like Griffon required anyone with a bag to lock them up in a locker; however, now all the rollercoasters at BG require you to lock up your bags, no matter how small.  So we had left certain things in the locker (like sunglasses) and kept certain things (like our jackets), and then we immediately wanted to switch.  It went from chilly and cloudy/rainy to warm and sunny!  And we had been hoping to just leave our stuff in one locker for all or most of the day so as to save money and just be overall most convenient.  So that wasn’t really an annoyance for the day so much as an annoyance for BG and their ever changing policies.

The rest of the day was pretty run-of-the-mill.  We got to ride everything, EXCEPT the new freakin’ coaster Tempesto.  It wasn’t even running that day so we didn’t even get to see exactly what it does.  It’s a cramped little coaster, crammed in a little side area under Apollo’s Chariot, that looks to only be composed of one completely vertical climb and/or drop area and then two loops.  So we couldn’t tell if you’re launched straight up and then just go through the two loops and you’re done in 10 seconds or what.  Obviously a disappointment.  There’s been a new rollercoaster at BG aaaalll summer and I haven’t gotten to ride it, nor have I heard from anyone else that they’ve ridden, and we finally make it to the park but still don’t get to ride it?! Waaaaaaaah of course.

Loch Ness Monster seemed slower and much tamer than usual. 
Alpengeist, as always, seemed faster and more G-force filled than ever, but had the longest wait time by far, clocking in at an estimated hour and 45 minutes. For real.  We stood in line that long just talking and actually enjoyed ourselves!  

Apollo’s Chariot remains the smoothest and somehow most zen coaster I’ve ever ridden. 
We waited to ride Griffon at night so we could see the park lit up with Halloween scenes and it was amazing as always (that drop never gets old). 
(Rebel, holding her phone on the coasters since it wouldn't stay in my pocket)
Vertbolten still gets me even though I know that coaster like the back of my hand (I don’t know if I ever posted a blog about getting stuck inside it the first year it opened, but I should if not bc it was actually really cool).  But that was probably the second longest line.
(Tried to snap a photo from the top of Vertbolten's outside hill)
So most importantly, the actual Howl O’ Scream this year was….pretty…wtf?  So in years past, the haunted houses have actually gotten steadily worse.  Maybe it’s because the park is trying to cater to children more, and maybe there were complaints that things were TOO scary (heaven help me if I ever hear a parent complain that “I took my child to this haunted Halloween event and you all were just too scary!” – I’d slap them, figuratively….yes, yes, figuratively). 

Last year I went in one haunted house with my friends, it was ok but I hate being startled and that’s basically all it was, so I sat the next one out, and my friends came out so unamused.   Just laughing about how stupid it was.  And the years before that, I mainly remember the longest lines I’ve ever seen, leading up to these buildings or whatever that you’d walk through for five minutes and maybe be a little scared, but mostly you’d just be waiting in line to wait in line some more in a darker louder place (I mean, at least when we were waiting in line for Alpengeist we got to ride a rollercoaster at the end). 

So this year we didn’t even go in the haunted houses (sorry guys, I know the creators of the Blair Witch Project helped with the concepts for one this year, but it still didn’t have enough draw for us…looked like a Maleficent rip off).  We decided early on that the lines weren’t going to be worth it with that crowd, and we most likely wouldn’t enjoy them anyway.   
(What we'd be once we got deep into the haunted house lines)
So we figured we were content to just walk around the countries because they each have their own theme and people running around in them trying to scare you:  
Ireland...
France...
 (DEMON DJ DANCE PARTY!)
Germany….
but we still don’t know WHAT was going on in Old France/Canada?, with people dressed up like military, doctors, so we’re thinking zombie outbreak, but then there was some weird deer-man type creature in a cage? Lol we just don’t know). 
(Only pic I could snap of the entrance to Old France)
However, this is where I think maybe parents were complaining:  usually there are a lot of “characters” in certain places within the countries to jump out and scare people just walking around, but this year they were almost nowhere to be found!  The only area that was free range for them was a small section in France.  Near the park entrance there was one woman walking around randomly startling people, but I don’t think she was supposed to be in that area, I think she was just walking somewhere.   There were some in a small part of Germany, but they were done up so little, you could only tell they were supposed to be with Howl O’ Scream when they would yell at you, and then you’d see their clothes were a little outdated and you’d be like, oh, you’re a vampire.

But they did have more outside shows than they did last year, so maybe that's the compromise.  In the picture above from Germany, that area they're performing in had never been used for a performance or an eating area. Neat!

So it was the weirdest visit in awhile.  My usual companion wasn’t there, lots of pluses and minuses throughout with the weather and lines and changes in Howl O’ Scream.  But no matter what, in the end we had a great time because we just knew what we were in for and weren’t going to let it get to us.  Plus, Busch Gardens Williamsburg is still one of the (if not the number one) prettiest theme parks on the east coast, and the rollercoasters and rides always rock.  So there’s that.  The Halloween stuff (and extra alcohol set ups) are just an added bonus J
Find out more info about the park, Howl O’ Scream, the changing hours and more here.